Not that anyone's reading anymore, but I'm bored at work and I found this especially funny. Checking my email I received the following from "Lizabeth":
"Do you want to fuck her until she is speechless?Generik Viagra will make your dirty fantasies come true.Erection with Generik Viagra is superhuman.With our Generik Viagra you can crack nuts with your penis."
Crack nuts with my penis? Who wants to crack nuts with their penis? Do people sit around thinking, damn if only my penis were harder, I wouldn't have to crack all these nuts by hand, I could do it by penis? How would that even work? And wouldn't it be painful?
I just think - some living human being must have written this - and probably spread his horrific genes around the planet. And I can't even afford cable.
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1 comment:
yeah... cracking nuts with your penis would definitely be hard (pun intended!) work. and painful to boot.
-yam
p.s. I still read. You just never update.
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