Womenfolk

Any girls that still read, maybe you can explain something to me. How is it that you can kick a guy right in the nuts (metaphorically speaking...or not) and then manage to convince him that no in fact, against all logic and the laws of physics, he managed to kick himself in the nuts. And he should be sorry to you for it.

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That sounds bitter doesn't it? Don't worry I'm not bitter, I'm just trying to be funny. As someone recently pointed out to me, I think I'm funny, but I'm really not. I think I'm smart, but I'm really not. I think I'm clever, but I'm really not. I even think I'm sad and mysterious, but I'm really really not that. I'm just another asshole with a typewriter who thinks too much and maybe drinks too much but doesn't have the will or ambition to act. And there's nothing either inspiring or depressing about that.